In the past, Courts and Sports has provided you with the worst of the worst mugshots, mug shots of the day, worst t-shirt mugshots and everything in between. Today we are proud to announce the “Saddest Mug Shot Ever.” Gabriel Harris is very sad. Why? It all started when a hungry (not yet sad) Mr. Harris wanted the old 3 a.m. Fourth Meal. Yes. Mr. Harris was arrested at Taco Bell. Personally, when I get Taco Bell on the mind after midnight, it is hard to resist. Unfortunately for Mr. Harris, he was denied his crunchy beef wrap supreme after the Taco Bell employees refused to serve him in the drive through because he was on a bike, oh, and the restaurant had just closed. Read more
You may remember our post a while back, “Mug Shots: The Worst of the Worst T-Shirts to be Arrested In.” When I wrote that post, I am sure that we had a majority of the worst of the worst T-shirts to be arrested in, but today, today there has been a T-shirt mug shot game changer.
This woman was arrested for possession of crystal meth, while wearing a shirt that reads, “I (heart) Crystal Meth.”
Here is the full story:
A Kentucky woman, Deborah Asher, wearing an “I Love Crystal Meth” t-shirt was arrested for possession of… crystal meth.
According to The Smoking Gun, Asher (seen in the above mug shot) and Richard Rice, 57, her male companion, were found in possession of 3.37 grams of meth and some measuring scales. I can’t say that I know how much 3.37 grams of meth is, but it was enough to get them both charged with a felony for narcotics possession and drug trafficking.
- Everyone is innocent until proven guilty. And you have the right to remain “silent,” but wearing an “I (heart) Crystal Meth” shirt certainly doesn’t help your cause.
- Whoever designed this shirt thought it was necessary to specify that it was “crystal meth” and not just “meth”
- When making the shirt, the person who created didn’t think it looked just right so they added some bullet points on each side of “meth”. In my opinion, those little dots really set off the layout of the shirt. Turned out great.
- While the fashion choice is questionable, at least she didn’t butt-dial the police while cooking meth.
You will never guess what this guy went to jail for. Go on, take a good look, try to guess what he did. Did you guess that this man was caught having sex with an inflatable pool raft? Well, that is exactly what he did. Shocker, this is the second time he has been arrested for having sex with an inflatable raft. Shocker number 2, he had sex with the same raft in both instances – seriously. Read more here.
1) Maybe it is time for this guy to stop having such “great” ideas. Obvioulsy they aren’t that great.
2) Brenda was never good at following directions.
3) “Officer, it wasn’t me. Trust me. I’m not lying.”
4) On the back of the shirt it says, “…Drunks go to jail.”
5) “Officer, I am not wanted! Im just a huge fan of the show! It is hard to tell, but the tattoo on my neck is John Walsh’s face.”
6) Sometimes “sorry” just don’t cut it (The T-shirt says, “I would like to apologize in advance for my behavior tonight.”)
8) I can’t say that you are a terrible role model in all aspects of life. But when it comes to drugs, alcohol and getting dressed, your role modeling skills could use some work.
9) Arresting Officer: “Jerry? Is that you? I almost didn’t recognize you! Your responsible adult disguise is so convincing! Man are you looking responsible these days. It must be the mustache. Yup. That’s it.”
10) The shirt is cut off in the picture, but I’m guessing the bottom half says, “most of the time.”
For more worst of the worst, continue reading after the jump:
I’m not really sure what exactly this guy’s tattoo is referring to. What exactly is it that the ladies love? Everything? The tattoo itself? Your upper lip? It is impressive, that is undeniable. I’m assuming that this is referring to all ladies. Not just a few here and there, but every female in the world. It also appears that he has a couple sets of lips tattooed on his face and neck. I’m guessing the lip tats are an indication of, or in tribute to, the continued adoration this gentleman receives from the “ladies”.
If every great idea you have gets you into trouble, maybe you should start having some bad ideas. Some really bad ideas I would recommend are reading, planting a garden, volunteering or even baking a cake.
No bueno. Liability? At a Jaegermeister promo pool party in Mexico, someone had the brilliant idea to pour buckets of liquid nitrogen into the pool to create a smoke effect. While mixing the nitrogen with water did in fact create a nice smoke effect, when the nitrogen mixed with the chlorine it created a toxic cloud. The cloud put one person in a comma and sent eight others to the hospital.
Not only is this mugshot…Interesting… But the story to go along with it is just as good:
Does this look like the mug of a man who would try to kidnap a 10-year-old-boy? I know, I couldn’t believe it either. He is also a known gang member. When a 10-year-old boy was walking to The 425- pound man lured the boy close enough to grab him. The boy got away and ran to his soccer coach. The coach tracked down the quarter-ton criminal, “He tried to leave and that’s when I tackled him down.” The soccer coach said, “I’m a parent, I worry about my kids, and I thought that I had to do something.”
Well apparently, at least one part of the three step process to “out run a cop” is flawed.
Nothing screams I am innocent, I swear like a shirt that says, “Trust me I’m a liar”
**BONUS MUG SHOT***
This man was arrested for stabbing his roommate 10 times for touching his radio… From the picture alone, I can’t believe it!!!
“It wasn’t me!”
Dandre Moore (pictured above) has taken texting and driving to a whole new level – the double text. According to WCBV in Mobile, Alabama, Moore was caught double texting while driving. The 19-year-old had a phone in each hand, was texting on both phones, and driving with his knees. No amateur to double texting, Moore told deputies that he has been double texting since he was 15. Upon further investigation police found Xanax and marijuana in that car.
This man is Victor Thompson. Victor was arrested in St. Petersburg, Florida for felony possession of marijuana. After being arrested, Victor had his mug shot taken. According to his head, Victor may or may not be the most dedicated Patriot’s fan in
the world America Florida St. Petersburg. Read more
A Teacher Fired for Showing up Drunk and Pantsless on Her First Day of School, and I Can’t Stop Staring at Her Picture
An Oklahoma woman, who recently obtained employment as high school teacher, was found at
her a desk, drunk, with no pants on. She was discovered “disoriented” and pantsless, hunched over another teacher’s desk. She was arrested for public intoxication. I am sure as you are reading this you have created an image of what the pantsless perpetrator looks like… Check out her mug shot after the jump and see how close you were Read more
ATLANTA – Chamique Holdsclaw was arrested after breaking the windows out of a woman’s Land Rover and subsequently firing a weapon into the victim’s vehicle. The Associated Press reports that the assault took place after Holdsclaw followed Jennifer Lacy, who plays for the Tulsa Shock, to her car, at which point Holdsclaw used a bat to shatter the windows of Lacy’s car.
Luckily, no one was injured in the incident, and Lacy was able to identify Holdsclaw. Not only did Lacy know Holdsclaw, but Holdsclaw is Lacy’s ex-girlfriend. The two were teammates for the Atlanta Dream in 2009.
“Holdsclaw was in custody Thursday night in Fulton County Jail. Her bond was set at $10,000 on one charge each of aggravated assault, second-degree criminal damage and reckless conduct,” The AP reports.
For the two ex-lovers, Tuesday was no, “Atlanta Dream”
Holdsclaw’s Mug Shot, credit TMZ.com
Utopia?: Not hardly. It’s an overcast group of people with something to sell or promote… and agents.
We wanted to take a moment and expose reality shows for the two or three people who actually still believe the lines you are fed about them. The back-stories created in Fox’s new “reality” show, Utopia, are all heavily made up and manipulated. Here is what we know.
Arthur Vanwinkle, aka “Red” on the series Utopia, not only has a criminal past, but a reality show past. It’s not surprising. Most “reality” show contestants find their way in through publicists or agents, other pilots or are otherwise scouring for 15 minutes of fame. He knows how to participate in a production and is hungry enough to be the “character” both shows wanted him to be. Read more
As some of you know, we are trying to get someone to check-in to our blog from every country. Some say we will never get North Korea and it should just be skipped. I say, nothing is impossible.
“But, but what about Dennis Rodman,” I say. He got in and out and tweeted. There is hope. Well, I said that until I did the research. So what are we up against? North Korea is that bad crazy homeless lady who just can’t be invited to a Ruth’s Chris, you can’t bring to the playground and is just too shameful to trifle with. It’s the opposite of America.
According to the AP, North Koreans do not have the internet, but a restricted “Intranet” called Read more