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December 1, 2014

Worst of the Worst: Black Friday Edition

by Sam Ranard

Black Friday is a spectacle, to put it lightly. Unbathed humans camping out for six days to get a $14 discount on Keurig at Walmart. Risking being trampled for a 15% discount on a 32″ TV. It is amazing. Black Friday is the closest thing we will probably ever have to our very own Hunger Games. If only stores would set up obstacles and traps and then televise the shoppers on national Ttelevision. Similar like the NFL Redzone, but instead of switching between football games, switch between live feeds of Walmarts and Best Buys across the country. I guess these people have never heard of Cyber Monday or where you can pretty much get the same deals, without getting tazed or punched in the back of your head for a half price blender. Anyway, without further ado, here are the worst of the worst Black Friday highlights:

This one includes some real “angles” brawling over undies at Victoria’s Secret. Also includes a World Star chant, so you know its good.

Trampling your fellow human into a pulp isn’t just a Black Friday tradition here in the states, but across the pond as well.

A little general Black Friday wrap-up from CNN

Basically a zombie hoard overtaking police barricades for $8 off brand headphones

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